Old Perv Teddy Kennedy's Head Finally Explodes
Senator Edward M. Kennedy, D-Ma, was rushed to the hospital today after suffering a seizure on the Senate floor. The seizure appeared to be brought on by by Kennedy's sexual fantasies while staring at a young Senate intern. Here is the story in sequential photographs.
First we see Senator Kennedy staring with sexual fervor at the ass of the young lady as she was bending over to pick up some papers off the floor. Note the intense lustful interest in his gaze.
Next we see, immediately following, the snapping of his brain passages as he begins to experience the seizure.
Here is a picture os Thema Simpkins who claimed that the senator bit her finger as she tried to keep him from swallowing his tongue.
Finally, below is an artist's conception of the way the senator looked during the episode.
HISTORY LESSON: UNTIL HE KILLED MARY JO, TEDDY WAS THE NEXT KENNEDY IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT.
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