tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post2633462053410281811..comments2023-08-06T02:22:31.490-06:00Comments on clarity2009: Today is my last chanceRelax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-36498692750223575322009-05-17T08:57:00.000-06:002009-05-17T08:57:00.000-06:00@Angelika - It still cracked you up? That's becaus...@Angelika - It still cracked you up? That's because I am a cool blogger. :) Who knows where to steal good stuff. <br /><br />I think repetition is key. Except that now the Google crawl 'bots are trained to disregard it and not give you credit anymore. Still fun though :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-2081914743689160902009-05-17T08:55:00.000-06:002009-05-17T08:55:00.000-06:00@Ken Armstrong - how could I have missed this comm...@Ken Armstrong - how could I have missed this comment? What a loser I am!<br /><br />Funny. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-75211529784203171692009-02-08T06:48:00.000-07:002009-02-08T06:48:00.000-07:00This reminds me: Dad was left to look after his tw...This reminds me: Dad was left to look after his two young boys for a week and he resolved to cure their swearing. When the first boy ran down the stairs in the morning, dad asked 'what do you want for breakfast?'<BR/><BR/>The boy replied 'fuckin' eggs'. He was being 'severely reprimanded' just as the second boy ran down the stairs.<BR/><BR/>'And what do *you* want for breakfast?' dad asked.<BR/><BR/>The second boy answered "I dunno but I don't want fuckin' eggs."Ken Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07775956557261111127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-55311016557876679632009-02-07T10:39:00.000-07:002009-02-07T10:39:00.000-07:00@Janet - Well, I didn't mean to dupe you. Sorry. B...@Janet - Well, I didn't mean to dupe you. Sorry. But I think we SHOUlD start our own club. If I could make up my own rules, then I might get accepted. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-68282254591444246202009-02-06T13:00:00.000-07:002009-02-06T13:00:00.000-07:00Hmm. Duped again. Of course, we could always start...Hmm. Duped again. <BR/>Of course, we could always start such an organization.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-35553977257306645262009-02-05T20:42:00.000-07:002009-02-05T20:42:00.000-07:00Hi Janet. Well, no such real organization of cours...Hi Janet. Well, no such real organization of course, but I appreciate the compliment of your laughter. And so good to see you back. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-79368242023970603842009-02-05T13:35:00.000-07:002009-02-05T13:35:00.000-07:00Are we allowed to send notes to the Belly Laugh pe...Are we allowed to send notes to the Belly Laugh people to include your blog? Because I laughed and laughed and laughed and then had to lie to my children about why i was laughing.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-81924317998832307842009-02-02T20:05:00.000-07:002009-02-02T20:05:00.000-07:00Ah, Stine. Toying with the little doggie again. I ...Ah, Stine. Toying with the little doggie again. <BR/><BR/>I thought Google paid us to get followers? What's the point otherwise?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-40518479719140713552009-02-02T20:02:00.000-07:002009-02-02T20:02:00.000-07:00Thank you Debbie. I will try.Is that collar not to...Thank you Debbie. I will try.<BR/><BR/>Is that collar not to die for? :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-40674595817970902102009-02-02T00:09:00.000-07:002009-02-02T00:09:00.000-07:00Hi Max - if I were a bot, I'd be proud to be foole...Hi Max - if I were a bot, I'd be proud to be fooled by this. Great keyword to duplicate!<BR/>I see that paranoia is not an issue with you, but why do you want people to follow you around?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-23386142348721788472009-02-01T10:19:00.000-07:002009-02-01T10:19:00.000-07:00now that you have told everyone where I am....Plea...now that you have told everyone where I am....Please make the world go away <BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM7KL9eog1gDebbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059528663560612371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-26100412886586895472009-02-01T08:48:00.000-07:002009-02-01T08:48:00.000-07:00PS to Canuck - Thanks for the follow.PS to Canuck - Thanks for the follow.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-57317926876532576262009-02-01T08:46:00.000-07:002009-02-01T08:46:00.000-07:00I never thought of Twitter, Debbie. Next, perhaps ...I never thought of Twitter, Debbie. Next, perhaps a BC broadcast? (Thank you. :)<BR/><BR/>I forgot to link to your blog.<A HREF="http://wisdomhypnosis.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow"> So here it is</A>. How exciting to have the Superbowl right where you live. On the golf course. I mean Tampa Bay. (Since you felt it was ok to tell Canucklehead where I was, I see no reason not to tell the entire world where you live. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-35720908084152509442009-02-01T08:37:00.000-07:002009-02-01T08:37:00.000-07:00@Canucklehead - I see the uber-classy Canadian lla...@Canucklehead - I see the uber-classy Canadian llama slime has begun to ooze under my new blog's bathroom door.<BR/><BR/>Yes, go tap a keg and put down your hockey stick. I'm not looking for another war - especially on Superbowl Sunday. Not that it would take that long to crush you dazed Eskimo Zombies again.<BR/><BR/>So go sit down in front of your rented TV and put your feet up, put the plastic beer-sucking tube back in your mouth, and let the glassy stare resume.<BR/><BR/>[You fucker. I tried to drop hint after hint. Don't you ever read <A HREF="http://www.canucklehead.ca/" REL="nofollow">your own blog</A>? Don't you ever check your email?]Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-29136950646537796822009-02-01T08:22:00.000-07:002009-02-01T08:22:00.000-07:00@Debbie - Yes, offering new shoes (and wine, I sup...@Debbie - Yes, offering new shoes (and wine, I suppose) will do it every time. :)<BR/><BR/>But spilling the beans to your son about where I am hiding out (or as the lovely A. would say, "Holding court") will be forever on your head and you must now live with the consequences. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-10872581766828615572009-01-31T20:26:00.000-07:002009-01-31T20:26:00.000-07:00what the flying fuck?! you publicly state you are ...what the flying fuck?! you publicly state you are taking a hiatus and then open up a blog in secret. well, apparently you told everyone else but me about it. you want another fucking war buddy? this blog is an even bigger, steamier pile than the last place! <BR/>okay - i just got chill out for a bit. maybe i blew the last couple of chances for you and you wanted to clean the place up for me a bit before you invited me over. i'll go drink some beer and chill out for a while.<BR/><BR/>/urinates in potted plantCanuckleheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01140214439953571489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-32006039521492530862009-01-31T19:27:00.000-07:002009-01-31T19:27:00.000-07:00mmm, you know how to get to me, don't you. I told...mmm, you know how to get to me, don't you. I told Canucklehead about this spot, hope you can forgive me. In fact I twittered it!Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059528663560612371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-16334381073748284922009-01-31T19:16:00.000-07:002009-01-31T19:16:00.000-07:00Debbie! DebbieDebbieDebbieDebbie! You too! You are...Debbie! DebbieDebbieDebbieDebbie! You too! You are following me! Thank you so much! I'm going to break into the pub tonight and get you some of the good stuff!<BR/><BR/>And shoes. Free shoes!!Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-20375831104747103522009-01-31T17:36:00.000-07:002009-01-31T17:36:00.000-07:00Oh Debeeeee. This is the only one. I am back on th...Oh Debeeeee. This is the only one. I am back on the straight and narrow again. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-41961250914328143832009-01-31T15:56:00.000-07:002009-01-31T15:56:00.000-07:00Your dear sweet mother would be mortified! Brings...Your dear sweet mother would be mortified! Brings a tear to my eyes, it does....Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15059528663560612371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-59917727238535856682009-01-31T11:54:00.000-07:002009-01-31T11:54:00.000-07:00Oh, Angelika! I just noticed that you became a fol...Oh, Angelika! I just noticed that you became a follower! MmmmWaaaaahhhh!!!<BR/><BR/>And you put your cool face on it and everything!Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-5926914943254091062009-01-31T11:46:00.000-07:002009-01-31T11:46:00.000-07:00@Sheila - Who is Gordon Ramsay? Why are you watchi...@Sheila - Who is Gordon Ramsay? Why are you watching cooking shows? Haha on teaching Aussies anything. Good one! (Kidding, Colin.)<BR/><BR/>Thank you for becoming a follower on this blog. You'd think some of the others would take the hint. Ah, well.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your comment. :)<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>@Ettarose - You "know" one or two of the judges? I'll just bet you do. Do what you have to do, I'm not proud. :)<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>@Lidian - Who the heck is this Gordon Ramsay guy that everyone is talking about???<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>@Alison - I AM GETTING JUST A LITTLE BIT TIRED OF THIS GORDON RAMSAY!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh. Sorry Alison. :)<BR/><BR/>No, only half dead. Thank you for finding me. Now would you please start following me? This 2 followers is getting embarrassing!<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>Hi Angelika - It's good to see a friendly face. Actually you didn't bring your face. Why? Are you SERIOUS about changing your avatar? Don't even think about it.<BR/><BR/>But I agree - You need fucking cheese to make a real omelette. And fucking green chile, too. Fucking idiot Aussies. (Kidding, Colin.)<BR/><BR/>Don't know about the fucking half-moon. Don't fucking care, either. :)<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>Hey, Chica. You're such a detective. Thanks for finding me. I think.<BR/><BR/>You are right about the too much eggs and that too much other thing. But it was for a good cause and now it is fucking over. Take care. :)<BR/>--------<BR/><BR/>@Colin - I know you didn't fucking comment and I know you are fucking Scottish, but you live down there and are mingling with them and all, so I didn't want to make you angry in case you came by and read this fucking silly stuff about Aussies. So.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-41973449999736635232009-01-31T09:11:00.000-07:002009-01-31T09:11:00.000-07:00Maxie - you're not dead!Maxie - you're not dead!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-11249921540453804502009-01-31T08:23:00.000-07:002009-01-31T08:23:00.000-07:00I agree with Sheila, this must be from Gordon Rams...I agree with Sheila, this must be from Gordon Ramsay's repetoire.Lidianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14609618027313982020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148507369837201034.post-77757224364609609722009-01-31T07:58:00.000-07:002009-01-31T07:58:00.000-07:00Ha to Sheila. Well it just so happens I know one o...Ha to Sheila. Well it just so happens I know one or two of the judges. For the right price I could whisper lovingly in someone's ear and perhaps take a walk in a dark alley and well, you know. Just sayin, for you......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.com