We flew the flag for St George at work today. Saw no dragons, which suggests he's still doing a good job. On the other hand, a lack of dragons may just point to a paucity of virgins in the locale.
My husband, the dragon, says dragons are not interested in virgins and prefer "experienced" maidens. It's all a myth put forth by the unicorn propoganda machine that has managed to make unicorns popular despite their well-known predilection for virgins.
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Ah, I want a should dragon, though my husband (the full-sized one) would probably steal it.
SHOULDER dragon. Sigh. Must pay more attention.
We flew the flag for St George at work today.
Saw no dragons, which suggests he's still doing a good job. On the other hand, a lack of dragons may just point to a paucity of virgins in the locale.
My husband, the dragon, says dragons are not interested in virgins and prefer "experienced" maidens. It's all a myth put forth by the unicorn propoganda machine that has managed to make unicorns popular despite their well-known predilection for virgins.
Happy St George's Day to you, too!
Oddly enough, I am married to a very English guy who has never celebrated this day. I might have to let him know about it, actually.
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